November 17, 1996
"Freeze this moment just a little bit longer....Make each impression a little bit stonger..."
If you woke up tomorrow the opposite gender from what you are now....how would you buy groceries? Think about it....
How would you go to work? How would you explain to your family what happened? How long would it take to convince them that thier 300 lb son Bubba was now a 5'1" woman named Amelia...or vice versa...makes you think doesn't it???
And this could be going on all the time!
Well, another weekend over and done with and no double tap to the head so I guess I'm going to work tomorrow. I went to Target and got two movable hanging clothes thingies cause I only got one closet. I cannot wait to move to larger digs...
Been practicing my fingerpicking. My fingers are raw hamburger now...typing is such sweet pain now......if I was a Masochist I'd be enjoying this.
Saw this thing on Depression on CNN's web site. Seems Serotonin, or abnormally low levels of it, help make depression worse. Maybe I'll jus drag maself to the hosspital and get some of that there Serotony shot into my haid and see if that don't make it all better lahk....right.
It sleeted today. Uh Oh. Soon comes the deluge....or is it After me comes the burst pipes...or "Darlin you look better than a new pair of snow tires!" or something from that Asparagus Spear guy....something....
The drummer for the Dave Matthews Band is 48. The dude looks 20-something....I need to look that good at 48.
I bought four Melissa Etheridge CD's and four Indigo Girls CD's yesterday...been saving up my pennies and when I realized I only had $6.37 saved up in copper, just said the hell with it and got em. Gotta love the plastics industry. Melissa Etheridge and the Indigo Girls....perfect for reading, coffee or tea and rainy weather and cold...In Louisville, when this one female DJ played "I Wanna Come Over", she would always yell "NO" at the end of the tune.......whatcha 'fraid of Lady? 'Fraid you might have thoughts you think you're not supposed to have? Free your mind....
Roberta Penn on KMTT is jamming with her Blues show....sorrow jammin blues...
I am an Oaf. I have this one shirt that has been missing a button on the front for over a year. I even thought about having new buttons put on cause I'm thinking I'll never find another button like these...these button's saved my life in 'Nam....and then I was looking at the shirt....why I don't know....and I see this spare button sewn onto the other side in back...why back there? Normally they're in front aren't they? Outwitted by a button....
And the highlight of the weekend was this evening...getting to eat out all by myself! Damn! Yup. Party of one right here...what a loathsome experience....hunger drove me to it....I couldn't look at another can of soup....plus I haven't had any solid food in the house other than crackers since never...good news is I lost about five pounds in three days. I figure at this rate I'll have an anorexia induced heart attack in 4 weeks. I weigh 160...I want to weight ten. Nah...just kidding...
My fortune says "Your dearest wish will come true"....WHEN???? Just like a fortune cookie fortune to tease you like that....don't they know I base all my major life decisions on what comes out of their cookies? Sheesh...no consideration...so what do you think I'll get?
I think I have so angered my only non-relative male friend that I'll never hear from him again...watch what you write in email....once a conversation goes bad...it's hard to pull it back...
Did you know that the worlds largest Rodent is the Capybara? (I think that's who it's spelled)?.... It is the size of a very large dog....and they are cute!!!! I have had this desire to have a Capybara as a pet. When I'm a rich, bizarre recluse, I'm going to have vast herds of Capybaras roaming my estate...in the world's largerst man-made hedge maze....fitting don't you think???
I wish you luck....
Peace
Drew
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