April 22, 1997


"Well are you gettin it?"


I thought I had nothing to say today. I got home, took out the trash, yakked with Colette, put some stuff in the storage room, turned on the dishwasher, washed some hand-towels, mopped the kitchen and bathroom, cleaned the bathroom and kitchen, washed the bathmat and shower curtain, tried to call Colette again (line was busy) and now here I am.

Finally got through to Colette. The recurring thing in the conversation was "have you gotten the cable setup for installation yet???" My answer was: NO!!! I was busy today dear and didn't get around to it!!! Sheesh!!! I think I'm fighting it cause I hate the evil thing that has crept into my home. OH well.... What we do for the women we love.

Got a big bowl of Blueberry yougurt and David Bowie on the box. Life is good. But I do hate this tune ... "China Girl". Blech. Spiders from Mars....

OP's mailing list continues to generate a whole lot of mail about:

The mind f****** boggles.... I guess if you don't expect too much you won't be disappointed.

Just called the cable guy (oh no...) and left a message. Hope he calls before I fall over and turn into a pumpkin. I wonder what cable costs these days? Probably about $50 a month for expanded and a few premium channels. Which kind of bites. For that money I should get 500K download.

I was so tired last night I crashed at 6.00P after taking two Melatonin. Slept straight through and woke up (thankfully) feeling good. Which was good because I had two presentations to do and I hate to stumble through those. Kinda makes you cranky the rest of the day.

I have this friend at work who is going to get a T1 at his home. I hate him. Severely. He's going into a side business doing web sites. I told him there was nothing like getting into an unsaturated market. He thought that was not very amusing. I told him I'd come live under his porch and pay for the Ethernet for his entire house if he would but he didn't want to cause he was afraid it might scare the neighbors.

"What the hell is that Jim?"

"What?"

"That thing moving around under the porch!"

"Oh that! That's Drew...he lives there!"

Anyway, he didn't go for it.

Maybe I could sell my spleen to raise money for a new computer. I do have a completely useless but healthy appendix that I'm not using. Maybe someone would want that. And I have an extra lung and kidney too that might interest the right buyer. Now that's a hell of an idea. Harvesting human organs from living donors. Pay em half what the market rate is, make the donor repsonsible for transplant costs and pocket the rest with no to little overhead. This would free up the cadaver supply to those who can't afford to pay for organs and everybody gets well. I think I'm on to something here. I'll start with myself... Now if I can just remember what I did with my Exacto knife...




I guess I really did have nothing to say...

Be Joyous!

Drew

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